Big Titties are Awkward and Aspies Unite

Anderson aboard USS Ronald Reagan, (2004)

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In the five and a half years I’ve written this blog, my commenters have been a supportive bunch. Sparse to nonexistent those first years would be a more accurate description, but my lifeblood this past year, especially.

I never dreamed that my first negative commenter (aka Troll) would be someone who knew me, much less a family member. My brother-in-law has known me for twenty years. I had no idea he didn’t like me, much less harbored the kind of hatred that would make it possible for him to write such spiteful words, attacking every square inch of who I am in a public forum for my friends, my parents, and my brother to read.

I write about many things here, but spewing hate at my family isn’t one of them. I welcome everyone to go back through my 5+ years of archived posts (those early years read like a bad middle school diary, my deepest apologies), and check for themselves.

My husband comes from a large, close-knit family. I consider them to be my family, as well. They’ve been part of my life for twenty years. To say this has made our lives awkward would be like saying Pamela Anderson is a little top-heavy. (This is a simile that also employs humor. See inset photo for supporting visual.)

It’s been a few years since I’ve been on one of those spa weekends. Perhaps now would be a good time to go. Maybe my sisters-in-law will join me. I’m guessing they would welcome the break. And I know my crack, for one, is desperately in need of a good waxing (that’s what they do to cracks, right?). All this sitting around popping Zoloft while my kids play with vibrating bunnies has been taking its toll.

Tomorrow, we get back to the funny shit. Seriously. This crap could suck the chrome off a bumper, and not in a good way. Oh, and if you’re looking for a t-shirt for the Aspie in your life, my son picked out this one. He thinks it’s freakin’ High-lar-ee-us:

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Click through on the image to see a close-up of the planet with the little stick people. So damn cute. Also comes in sticker-form and coffee mugs and cool stuff.