CalifmomFinds: BOOB Early Detection Kit

In honor of my bewb and Mr. Lumpy’s departure today, I give you BOOBS Early Detection Kits from Etsy seller, shannongerard. It appears as though shannongerard also offers some dicks. But, we’re focusing on the bewbs. So, here’s what you get when you order a BOOB Early Detection Kit:

  • A plush crocheted breast (your choice of color) that have little lumps sewn inside,
  • A BOOBS booklet explaining the lumps and how to perform your own self-exam,
  • Packaged in a spiffy pastry bag (cuz who doesn’t find bewbs tasty?),
  • And a donation of $5 made to Cottage Dreams (a cancer recovery initiative).