A Letter To My Dogs

Dear Dogs,

Unlike you, I cannot see in the dark.

Unlike you, I do not sleep on the floor (at least not since college).

Unlike you, I move out of the way when I see someone about to walk into my ass.

Unlike you, I rarely get stepped on.

Unlike you, I rarely trip people.

Unlike you, I am the human in this equation.

Think about that.

Love,Sam

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