It's Wednesday, and we all know what that means. Okay, maybe you don't, but I'm going to tell you. So, give me a frickin' minute.
It's time for this week's installment of Near and Far, quite possibly the lamest meme on the Interwebs, kids, and do you know why? Because I made it up. Yep, drempt the shit up all by myself.
This week's closest reader, having not already been featured in the "Near" category, is a reader from Oakland, California. Hi Oaktown! How goes it? I hear there's a new community garden over in Oakland. Looks like some yummy goodies may crop up there. Ha! I made a funny. Did you see that?
This week's farthest reader comes, once again, from the Asian continent. Welcome to califmom, oh Singapore reader. Happy to have you stop by. But again, with the FireFox 2.0. Kids, I say this as a public service to you FF 2.0 users, there's a new version, FireFox 3.0, and it DOESN'T CRASH ALL THE TIME. Try it. You'll love it.