One of my many fabulous birthday gifts from Carol was this bedtime parody, Goodnight Bush by Eric Origen & Gan Golan. It's an unauthorized spoof of the children's classic, Goodnight Moon, by Margaret Wise Brown that walks the reader throw Cheney putting Bush to bed. It is not a children's story, unless you're okay with explaining Abu Ghraib to your kids. My kids read it, but they're 10 & 11, listen to NPR regularly, and dislike Bush A LOT. If you visit goodnightbush.com, you can flip thru the book yourself.