We are a family of cake makers. My grandmother was the bomb. She, along with my mother and her sisters, actually mastered the kind of cake decorating you pay people to do. Me, I just aim for the fun. My brother, having spawned a kid, has joined the ranks. I helped him last year for cake #1 on Baby Jack's birthday. This year, he was flying solo. After a brief phone consult, he went on to produce this. It was an ass-kicking 3 feet in length, people. Schematics were drawn. He's an architect. He can't help it. Nicely done, Baby Bro.