Those Mexicans and Their Music

Dear Woman in the Toy Aisle with Your Daughter at Target Yesterday,

Did it occur to you that the people around you might not have known you were speaking of Dora the Explorer (not that it would have been much better if they did) when you said to your daughter (in a not-so-inside-voice), "I know Mexicans love music and all, but in the shower? Really!"

I believe my children shot you the same look I did. Sorry if it scared you. I promise we won't jack your car.

Signed,
All the Best Stuff Happens at Target (unless you can stomach the Dollar Tree or WalMart -- I can't compete with that kind of material)