This recipe is in honor of my friend, Kim, who recently discovered a 2' long snake in her garage. She wasn't clear on the vodka to OJ ratio for such a situation. So, I intervened.
1 Bottle SKYY Vodka
1 Orange (preferably organic)
1 7-Eleven Big
-Ass Gulp Straw
Slice orange into wedges of equal size. Open bottle of vodka. Insert one orange wedge into bottle. Insert straw. Drink. Re-enter the garage at your discretion. Keep bottle with you at all times. It doubles as a Throwable Object* should the snake reappear.
*Bottle should only be thrown after emptying of contents via straw. And, remember, drink responsibly.