So far, only one mofo has had cojones* to delurk today, and I sleep with him. While I am not willing to sleep with any of you just to get you to delurk...aw come on. Just do it. Make a comment. It doesn't hurt. Really. I know who you are (some of you, anyway) so come on out or I may out you myself.
Nothing like threats to make your audience feel welcome.
*(Yes, there really is a wikipedia entry for cojones. It's what makes me get up in the morning. The entry. Not the cojones. I said "it's" not "they".)