Oh, Garrison. How do I love thee?

Garrison Keillor has a rockin' take on Mother's Day this year. Check out the whole article over at Salon.

"I realize that Mother's Day is a fake holiday perpetuated by the greeting card industry and the florists, but it's here to stay, so make the best of it. The president is a fake, too, but we still pay our taxes. And it's time you did something nice for your mother."