In my inbox today was a message from Augusten Burroughs. I feel so cool. Really cool. Never mind that it started with this sentence, "This is my first mass-emailing." I'm not going to let it stop me from walking around like I'm Somebody. There was an actual point to the email. Two, in fact. His new book will be out May 2 and he movie version of Running With Scissors will hit the theaters in September.