Bug's Bedtime Questions

"Is it true, Dad, that sweater vests are chick magnets?" [attributed to a cartoon he viewed - or so he says]

"Dear God, Please let Bahtah live to be 70 so that he can ski for free with me at Tahoe Donner." [courtesy of the over 70 ski free sign at the resort]

"Mom, do you think William and Daniel will find a good woman who will marry them and take their name?" [reading wayyyyy too much Rip Van Winkle and Legend of Sleepy Hollow in his spare time]