New Post and Stuff about Bewbs
Thursday, February 12, 2009 at 9:58PM 
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Pop your butt over to CalifmomHomeschools for a new post about our unschooling life. I wrote it myself. Heck, I even took the pictures myself.
In other news, I’m getting my bewb’s sinister guest, Mr. Lumpy, removed on February 18th. Just days from now. Like six of them. I can count. It helps me with the homeschooling, dontcha know.
I’ve opted to have Mr. Lumpy removed under local rather than general anesthesia. They expect it will take about an hour for the procedure, which will be done in Kaiser’s Surgical Center, as opposed to the main hospital. This makes me happy, as the Surgical Center is much less hospitally. (Hospitally is too a word. Is so. Because I said so.)
I have to bring a snazzy sports bra to wear home. (Try finding one of those with hooks so you don’t have to pull that damn thing over your head after you’ve just had a chunk taken out of your bewb. Also a cheap one, because you don’t actually do any sports or other activities that would require a sports bra.) Then, it’s a few more weeks of No Heavy Lifting.
At least this time, there won’t be any catheters involved.
The word on the street is that Mr. Lumpy is most likely a benign asshole, but I don’t care to host more than one asshole on this body. So, Mr. Lumpy is outta here.
My biggest fear I have, aside from the Big C, is that Mr. Lumpy’s absence will leave me even more lopsided than I already am. So, I’ve made Hubs promise I can even the girls out if I emerge looking like I’m a scoop short.
Aren’t you feeling blessed you stopped by today?
Smooches!
Hospitally, bewbs, breast cancer, homeschooling, life, unschooling
Reader Comments (6)
hope all goes well! also, you should add "hospitally" to the tags. that makes it more official.
I think local is a good choice, so long as they give you some kickin' drugs for afterwards ;)
Be safe, and know I will be drinking on your behalf that day. (but only after 5, unlike SOMEpeople I could mention, I don't have a bar cart!)
T.