Um, No

So, I’m sitting next to my man. We’re watching So You Think You Can Dance. Why? Because I’m waiting for Glee to come on, and I’m too lazy to extend my arm toward the remote and change the channel.

As we watch, a dancer performs a super-human feat, flips himself backward through the air, lands on his forearms and walks across the stage like a turtle.

Without missing a beat, Bob turns to me and asks (with total sincerity), “Can you do that?”

Yeah, Babe. Right after I bowl five frames.

You know who can kick ass, though?

My man!

He rode in his first post-cancer enduro this past weekend. And this weekend he’ll be riding in his first hare scramble. Bob is my cancer-fuckin’ hero!

Comments

[Victoria Marinelli]

Yay hubby!

[abonsig]

See, you don't need to do backflips or bowl. He's got the whole superhero schtick covered for both of you!

[Tina@SendChocolate]

Bob? Is a BAD ass.

Not that I need to tell you that.

[Al_Pal]

Woot to the woot! Kickass!

;p

[MisterMike]

I didn't know he had a race this weekend also. Now I feel like a moron for asking about the Ren Faire. Alicia watches glee too. That's about the time my face is buried in Charles Dickens.

[Melanie @ Mel, A Dramatic Momm]

Talk about kickin' ass and taking names! Glee is my new love.

[Jessica]

Wow! Awesome hubby you've got there!!

http://www.booshy.wordpress.com

[Hubs]

I think you could do the forearm walk thing if you wanted. However, I couldn't have done the enduro without your support! The secret is out: you are an award-winning wife and mother.