Too Tired To Be Creative? Try The Lazy Bloggers Post

Thanks @michelletrent for hooking me up with The Lazy Bloggers Post. Give it a try kids. You might like the results. Here's my custom post:

F*** me dead I just got slapped with a wet salmon - really - I have not updated this since you last visited. You would not believe the fairy dust I have to clean up. But I'm sorry you'll just have to take my word for it.

I am overwhelmed with discovering time doesn't stand still, driving from one end of the city to the other, just generally being a slave to my kids, my day seems to be packed from lunchtime to way past dusk. I am putting money aside so I can run away. I need a nap.

I absolutely, positively promise if one more person emails me to ask why I haven't posted today I will start posting pictures of toe fungus, or fecal murals. You wanna test me? Assuming I don't get distracted by counting my chest hairs.

Comments

[Holden]

Well that is one awesome generator-thingy. But really, how you post as often as you do blows my mind. You are a mom. You really DO have fairy dust all over the place!

xx

[Summer]

Ha! I love it!

[Heidi]

I just found the joy of your blogs and let me tell you, you brighten my day! You make me feel human again and realize that I'm not alone. Thanks! (Not to mention you are a great writer.)

[califmom]

Thanks, Heidi. Happy to brighten someone's day! Not sure about the "greatwriter" statement, but what the hell. I'll take it. Maybe I'll even tattooit on my ass.