A Letter To My Dogs

Dear Dogs,

Unlike you, I cannot see in the dark.

Unlike you, I do not sleep on the floor (at least not since college).

Unlike you, I move out of the way when I see someone about to walk into my ass.

Unlike you, I rarely get stepped on.

Unlike you, I rarely trip people.

Unlike you, I am the human in this equation.

Think about that.

Love,

califmom

Comments

[Laura Iriarte]

awww...you're doggy's are sooo cute!

[T@SendChocolate]

awww, poor puppies. Are you being mean to them? They can come stay here for a while...

Be nice to the doggies. Don't walk around, you don't have to go anywhere in the dark. Or give them glowing collars...

T.

[Lucifer]

I don't care who you are, that's funny right there! Unlike you, they work together to occupy the most strategic tripping locations on the floor.

[Maternal Mirth]

They *do* look pensive ... they are TOTALLY thinking about that. :)

[Adrienne]

I am totally emailing this to my dog.

[Christine]

I am going to read this to my dog. And cats.

My dog looks just like your little one...is yours a Havanese? Oddly, I left a comment on another blog asking the same thing.

Maybe I just think all cute little dogs look like mine. ~shrugs~

[Skye]

I'm totally reading that third point to my dog when I go upstairs.